“Were you guys frying marbles?”

“It’s a painting of me as a centaur. And it’a nude.”
“Oh…” 

Right after Andy says “I would totally hit that” about the painting of Leslie

Incredulous at Andy & April’s idiocy

“Are you eating turkey chili off of a Frisbee?”

Finding something weird in a paper bag while Andy and April are giving him a house tour.

Watching Andy and April share gum

Chris: Ben! Come in here.

But Chris has this very strict rule, coworkers can’t date.

Chris: You always like tall brunettes.
Ben: Not exclusively.
Chris: Historically, yes.

Ben’s awkward panic at talking about his “type” in front of Leslie