“Were you guys frying marbles?”
“It’s a painting of me as a centaur. And it’a nude.”
Right after Andy says “I would totally hit that” about the painting of Leslie
“Are you eating turkey chili off of a Frisbee?”
Finding something weird in a paper bag while Andy and April are giving him a house tour.
Watching Andy and April share gum
Chris: Ben! Come in here.
But Chris has this very strict rule, coworkers can’t date.
Chris: You always like tall brunettes.
Ben: Not exclusively.
Chris: Historically, yes.
Ben’s awkward panic at talking about his “type” in front of Leslie
There’s like a 30% chance they’ll both die.